Meet Kelly, this outrageous, 22-year-old barmaid is 5’8”, weighs 135 pounds, wears 34C bras and likes thongs. “This is by far the wildest thing I’ve ever done,” she said. “And I didn’t need any alcohol in me to do it, either. My best mate who took the photos was worried about being caught by the cops, but I wasn’t. She was constantly looking around and telling me to hurry up. But she still managed to get these fabulous photos. I had so much fun and got so bloody excited that I would have shagged any decent-looking bloke who came near me. Hell, I even thought about trying to seduce Mary.” “I’m aggressive about sex,” said Kelly. “I flirt like hell in the pub and the blokes love it. And I have no problem with chatting up a guy if I fancy him, and I’ll ask him out if he’s slow in asking me. If he’s getting my knickers wet on the date, I have no problem with inviting him home to shag me. What’s wrong with that? If he’s selfish and doesn’t satisfy me, he’s a goner. If he’s good, he’ll get more pussy until I grow tired of him. I don’t want a serious relationship right now.”